friend: you speak french?
friend: say something in french!
me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight
finally I asked why he was so scared
and he said he was scared of drinking coffee
Destroy the idea that in gay couples one has to be masculine and one has to be feminine to imitate heterosexuality