friend: you speak french?

me: yeah

friend: say something in french!

me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant

my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(Source: territorialcreep)

omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

unclefather:

cyberlocc:

s1uts:

black-m3rmaid:

chellzisyeezus:

peaceloveandyanni:

convolutedperceptions:

ava-ire:

dont fuck with georgia

Where is a Waffle House in Maryland

LMAO GEORGIA WE OUT HERE

Where is a Waffle House in Maryland

post turn up dining

Waffle House always the spot after the club!!!

Atlanta is ground zero I saw one on every block

Where is a Waffle House in Maryland

unclefather:

cyberlocc:

s1uts:

black-m3rmaid:

chellzisyeezus:

peaceloveandyanni:

convolutedperceptions:

ava-ire:

dont fuck with georgia

Where is a Waffle House in Maryland

LMAO GEORGIA WE OUT HERE

Where is a Waffle House in Maryland

post turn up dining

Waffle House always the spot after the club!!!

Atlanta is ground zero I saw one on every block

Where is a Waffle House in Maryland

positivelypinkie:

Destroy the idea that in gay couples one has to be masculine and one has to be feminine to imitate heterosexuality